Thursday, November 30, 2006

ugh.

i'm feeling old. it's taken me two days to remember the e-mail address and password combo i used to create this stupid blog. i remember when i used to be all up with the internets and stuff. gah. anyhow, i've just brought myself another digital camera, and the plan is to create a kind of photo-tour of the last few years - more backstory! to be honest, the next few months look to be ones of anticipation... just working, sleeping, getting revenge against my liver for unspecified past crimes against humanity etc prior to returning to school. hopefully in that time i can paint you a bit of a picture of what it is, and has been, being me.


not that i have a readership to speak of ;)

Monday, November 27, 2006

voila

so.


here's a short history to bring you up to speed: finished school many years ago and moved to melbourne from somewhere less urban to study. choosing to sit around and pretend to be a socialist (to get the cute socialist girls, mostly) rather than study, soon dropped out of uni. travelled a little, and returned to an annoyingly stupid office job which had almost kept me occupied now for four years. i drink heavily, as you can imagine.


after dodging a high-school reunion due to complete lack of life progress, i have decided to sort my shit out and do a number of things, including getting my stupid goddam degree, upgrading my girlfriend for one less annoying and with better taste in music (but hopefully just as attractive), and perhaps learning to play the harmonica. you know, so i can jam. lady pirates is going to be my record-keeper, detailer of all things interesting and positive to come out of the aforementioned changes i have planned. already, progress is made, since the baboons they have assessing applications at vtac have offered me a place back at uni.


things i like: martial art & western movies. the pancake parlour in doncaster, mostly for it's hot chocolate. seriously-looking girls with glasses. books, pretty much all of them. social justice. 3/4 length pants (shorts?).

things i dislike: political correctness. cucumber. neo-conservatives.