real conversations, real lives

conversations from work i may have taken part in...

PART ONE





guy 1: hey, know how i know you're gay?




guy 2: how?




guy 1: i saw you having sex with a dude. ZING!




guy 2: that's because you were the dude.




guy 1: your mum is a dude.




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guy (noticing girls leopard-print stillettos): nice stripper shoes.




girl: these aren't stripper shoes! stripper shoes have, like, a six inch plastic heel, and they're...




guy: hey hey, hold up. sorry i'm not a big expert in stripper-shoeology, like you are.




girl (distressed): but i'm not an expert in stripper shoeology!




guy: i never really look at their shoes anyhow...




(silence in office)