some kind of hook

i wish i had some kind of thing. a blog-type thing. a thing that i would do, regularly, that would be seen as my... er... thing. for example, i love the illustrated adventures of ruth, which pop up now and then. i also find friday questions with ms fits hilarious. any time the devil talks about mmorpgs in dinosaur comics, i get goosebumps.

that said, every now and then i'm going to do a bunch of random things and see if anything catches on. now that i've discovered that people actually read my blog (other than people i know via blogs who are kind of obliged), i feel like i want to connect. i feel like i want to reach out and give you all an e-touch on the arse. for the sake of this image, i'm going to assume you all have lovely, well-formed rear-ends. please do not comment otherwise and dispell this wonderul illusion.

my first attempt at something interesting is as follows: m, manly man! where you can ask for a guinuine, bonafide hairy mans-man (not, like, gay) view on anything. bloke opinion on shabby chic? man-guide to landing that hunky tradey/cougar top-wearing busty barmaid down at the local? trying to grow a zz top monster and you're only getting issac hanson-style face fuzz? the answers are all here.


from this:

"i am so metal"



to this:

voted most likely to die via hot girl explosion



from this:

omg brain freeze ow!



to this:

the only thing here longer than this glass is in my pants*





so ask away!

















*hint: it's totally my cock.