my office christmas party was a booze cruise. honestly, it's like they hate my liver. imagine, you're stuck on a boat with a bunch of office crazies, and the beer is free. what is a boy to do? things i learnt:
#1 if there is a more dangerous place to be while drunk that on a boat, i have yet to find it. i promise, however, i will continue the search.
#2 as suave as you might think you are in your dealings with a colleagues attractive daughter, it's best to beat a hasty retreat when she mentions exams. vce exams.
#3 if you dance, someone will take a photo of it. it won't be a good photo.
#4 if you disembark from the boat singing the 'do, a dear' song from the sound of music, you don't need to continue to another bar.
#5 if the bar is called the salty dog, and they have a real live dog, there is no need for anyone to lick it in order to find out if it is indeed salty.
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